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  • SAFETY ALERT FD-1866

    Date/Time: May 1 @ 4:04 p.m.

    Location of Incident: Forbes Ave. @ Craig St.

    Type of Incident: Conspiracy, remorseless loitering, abdication of social conscience

    Pillbox | May 2, 2022
  • Music snots should all catch a cold

    I want to make it clear that I am not targeting the Carnegie Mellon Music Department. Or School? CMU Music Shack and Play-back Emporio? Either way, I will be sharing qualms that I have with the modern classical genre as a whole. So thereare any criticisms I share that seem to line up with how certain people do things at Carnegie Mellon, that’s just a coincidence.

    Forum | May 2, 2022
  • Crunchyroll partners with GoArmy for season 2 of 'My Freedom Education'

    “Propoganda is for communists. This is just art, hippie,” Vice Corporal Martin Shoehorn said, twiddling his cat ears. I am speaking with the Head Recruiter of the Pittsburgh Chapter of the U.S. Army about his involvement in the newest season of America’s favorite shonen anime, “My Freedom Education.” Though everyone has likely binged it thrice by now, I’ll go over what it’s about. In the world of ...

    Pillbox | May 2, 2022
  • Grand Wizards Join Newest Season of 'Undercover Boss'

    “Pass the scallops, boy,” shouts a conspicuously pointy-headed new hire at Josh’s Lobster Hut.

    Pillbox | April 25, 2022
  • 'Harry Potter World' to be Transfigured into Conversion Camp

    Picture a sunset. Glowing in cosmic beauty, you transcend. Now, imagine while you look out at God’s cummerbund, a small goat trots up to you. “Hey, little guy, how ya doing?” you ask this four-legged friend that has minus signs for eyes.

    Pillbox | April 18, 2022