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  • Most obscure study spots

    Seeing as this will be my fifth final exam week at this school, and being somewhat of a veteran of obscure campus locations, I figured I would share my wisdom with the freshies and help them through their first barrage of final exams. Here are ten study spots where I guarantee not a single soul will bother you as you desperately cram more formulas onto your cheat sheet for Physics II for Science S...

    Pillbox | December 11, 2023
  • Academic and anabolic: five workouts to strengthen your mind and build your muscles

    1) 14x3 warmup set, class notes
    To get started and make yourself feel like you're studying, it's always advisable to begin with a light set of reading the professor's lecture notes. More likely than not, these will be incoherent garbage, or bizarrely formatted PowerPoints with nothing to be gained from reading. Guess you should have taken better notes throughout the semester. Whoops!

    Pillbox | December 11, 2023
  • Our dinner with 'Trolls: Band Together'

    Trolls Band together dialogue review

    Last week, your two favorite section editors bumped into each other in the UC right before a showing of "Trolls Band Together," the latest installation in the "Trolls" universe by Dreamworks. Here is the raw, uncensored conversation they had in the hall outside of McConomy.

    Will Curvan: What a film huh?

    Pillbox | December 4, 2023
  • Will's Review of 'Carrie'

    Author's note: The opening paragraph was written before Anna Cappella chose to write another review. No I will not change it.

    Pillbox | November 6, 2023
  • Olivia Rodrigo is a professional wrestler

    Professional wrestling is a fake sport, but god is it fun to watch. I was never into WWE as a kid, but recently I sank an absurd number of hours listening to a podcast about the history of professional wrestling, and it's just so damn compelling.

    Forum | November 6, 2023

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