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  • CNN: You are not the "Celebrity News Network"

    Recently, America has seen an outbreak of pregnant celebrities. Perhaps you didn't realize America has been flooded with beautiful bundles of joy. Perhaps you live under a rock.

    Celebrities aren't just having babies, either. They're getting married. They're getting divorced. According to some of the top news sources, some of them even breathe on their own. They're that important.

    Forum | October 3, 2005
  • What would Flying Spaghetti Monster do?

    Dover, Pa., is a small town, just west of York and a little south of Harrisburg. The school district there has some 2800 students in grades K through 12, students who are much like us. Except for one thing: When these students reach the ninth grade, their biology classes will include the subject of ?intelligent design,? a non-scientific theory that tries to teach creationism, only using ?secular t...

    Forum | October 3, 2005
  • Washing hands: Not just for employees anymore

    Here?s some good advice for the TOC/BOC: when you meet a recruiter, be sure to greet him or her with a good, firm handshake ?? not the flu.

    Forum | September 26, 2005
  • Do we need another committee?

    As you?ve probably already heard, the administration has once again gone committee-happy. By creating the new committee to review the university policy on controversial speakers, sparked by three such speakers last semester, University President Jared Cohon has created little more than a time-sink for the committee members and a diversion that will keep our community focused merely on symptoms of ...

    Forum | September 26, 2005
  • Quasi-cadaverous canines

    Breakthroughs in medical technology could give critically wounded soldiers crucial extra time to be moved into surgery. A chance for medics to move them off the battlefields and to a place where they can receive proper treatment instead of facing the nearly impossible task of performing transfusions and CPR in the line of fire. These soldiers, and other victims of circumstances in which medical he...

    Forum | September 19, 2005