4/24/22 - Editors' Letter

Ask me how my week was. No, seriously. Ask me.

On Monday my Acting for Non-Majors professor mocked me. On Tuesday my Posture professor belittled me. On Wednesday my Colonialism in the Global South professor pantsed me. On Thursday my DiffEq professor called me a dipshit. On Friday I had no classes because I'm in Dietrich. On Saturday my drug dealer sold me mids. And on Sunday I was locked in my godforsaken editing sadness corner for 14 hours.

So ask me how I'm feeling.

Your pillbox editors