March 21 - April 19
Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with a pair and end with a full house.
Apr. 20 - May 20
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.
May 21 - June 21
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
June 22 - July 22
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
July 23 - Aug. 22
Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
When you know a thing, hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, allow that you do not know it. This is knowledge.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
What the superior man seeks in himself is what the small man seeks in others.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
Feb. 19 - March 20
Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character to be established.