Horoscopes

Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with a pair and end with a full house.

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.

Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

When you know a thing, hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, allow that you do not know it. This is knowledge.

What the superior man seeks in himself is what the small man seeks in others.

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.

Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.

Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.

Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character to be established.