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Editor's note: this is a satirical piece intended to poke fun at the Royal Family.
Queen Elizabeth II announced in an interview with the BBC last Friday that, upon careful, thoughtful, and deliberate consideration, she had decided that it would be in the interest of the Crown for the Royal family to part ways with Prince Andrew.Forum | November 25, 2019
Carnegie Mellon Police host forum on the inclusion of race in crime alerts
Last Monday, Carnegie Mellon’s vice president for operations, Rodney P. McClendon, and the Carnegie Mellon police department hosted a discussion forum on the content of campus alerts. The discussion focused specifically on whether race should be included in the suspect description of Carnegie Mellon’s crime and safety alerts.News | November 18, 2019
Traffic21 anniversary event met with protest as Secretary of Transportation pledges 8.4 million toward its research
On Friday, Carnegie Mellon celebrated the tenth anniversary of Traffic21, a university sponsored research institute dedicated to creating technology improving transportation infrastructure, traffic issues, and accessibility in Allegheny County and beyond.News | November 11, 2019
Jahanian, Casalegno host town hall on university's "strategic plan"
Carnegie Mellon President Farnam Jahanian and Dean of Students Gina Casalegno, in conjunction with the Carnegie Mellon Student Senate, hosted their annual town hall to discuss the “strategic plan” for the direction of the university and field questions from students.News | November 11, 2019
Democrats in 2019
Whenever I write for this section, I tend to take what I talk about seriously. I can’t take the elections seriously, so by extension this article isn’t serious. Now that I have broken the fourth wall, let’s talk about the elections.Forum | November 4, 2019