Haley Williams

Class of 2025


  • 'The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes' — from someone who did read the book

    Before I saw ads for this movie, I genuinely had no idea that “The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes” (TBOSAS) existed. I had read and enjoyed all of the other Hunger Games books multiple times and watched the movies multiple more times, so imagine my surprise when I discovered that there was even more content to be consumed! I immediately got to work on the book to prepare to see the movie. TBOSAS f...

    Pillbox | December 4, 2023
  • ASMR for male manipulators: 'The Killer'

    Are you familiar with the autonomous sensory meridian response? Do you like ambient noise? Are you literally him? Have I got the movie for you! “The Killer” is a 2023 Netflix original movie (NOM?) starring Michael Fassbender, and directed by our dearly beloved David Fincher. “The Killer” follows the titular hitman as he deals with the consequences of a botched job and tries desperately to stick to...

    Pillbox | November 20, 2023
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    This week, I thought the Penguins played on Thursday, so I wore my Jake Shake t-shirt in support of the team, hoping that I could spirit my way into a half-priced dairy treat. I was actually incorrect, and the Penguins only played on Monday and Saturday. Here’s how it went:

    Sports | November 6, 2023
  • Please, Penguins!

    Gee whiz, it sure has been a while, hasn’t it, gang? The Penguins have played so many games! I haven’t even seen you since the beginning of the season! We have so much to cover, let’s get down to business.

    Sports | October 30, 2023
  • In Conversation about “From Dusk Till Dawn”

    So many people in this cast… so many vampires… so spooky! Happy October :)

    Josh Arabia: I honestly don’t even know where to start with this one, Haley. There’s just so much going on in “From Dusk Till Dawn” (spoiler: most of it is very bad). Is there anything in particular that stood out to you?

    Pillbox | October 9, 2023