Eshaan Joshi

Class of 2026


  • Mon dessin ne représentait pas un chapeau

    111 kings, 7,000 geographers, 900,000 businessmen, 7,500,000 tipplers, 311,000,000 conceited men; that is to say, about 2,000,000,000 grown-ups. The composition of the entire world, according to a little boy with curly blonde hair who, in the words of the Frenchman who wrote him, “refuses to answer any questions.”

    Pillbox | November 20, 2023
  • Foul Play: In which the author celebrates the demise of OU

    Yep, we’re back to making fun of the good ol’ Sooners. They got their ass handed to them by none other than the Kansas Jayhawks, a team that Lance Leipold singlehandedly converted from the bottom-feeders of the conference to a respectable football game that’s going bowling twice in two years, something I’m sure they’ve done before. Hold on, just got something from the back, nope, Kansas is going b...

    Sports | November 6, 2023
  • ̷A̷P̷ ̷ Tartan College Ball Top ̷2̷5̷ 10

    By Eshaan "AP Who?" Joshi, Kyle "Penn State or State Pen?" Hynes, and Jack "Special to the Tartan" Hall

    Kyle's Top 10

    1. Georgia (1)
    2. Ohio State (3)
    3. Washington (7)
    4. Michigan (2)
    5. Florida State (7)
    6. Oregon (10)
    7. Texas (8)
    8. Alabama (9)
    9. Penn State (5)
    10. Ole Miss (UNR)
    Sports | November 6, 2023
  • Antisemitism at Carnegie Mellon

    Author’s Note: Many of the students I interviewed were not interested in their names being published in the Tartan. Many only spoke with me on the condition of anonymity.

    Forum | October 30, 2023
  • Media literacy, i.e., why you can be quiet sometimes

    It’s really, really easy to get news these days. There’s a billion different independent news sites, Instagram posts, Twitter journalists and open source intelligence (OSINT) organizations telling you everything you want to know about every single conflict and incident and interaction you could imagine. You can get real-time updates on how many freckles are on Cillian Murphy’s perfect face, and th...

    Forum | October 30, 2023