Foul Play: No drafting for old men
"I can’t wait to learn from Stetson Bennett. He’ll be like an older father figure to me!" —Matthew Stafford, on learning who the Rams drafted. Sixty...
High Seas: A Diatribe Against the State of Wisconsin
Over the past two weeks, Pittsburgh has lost one game. What sport is this? It might be football, where a loss in two weeks would be… well, mediocre, in...
CMU Pickleball Plays Inaugural Game at RMU
This past Saturday, April 22, the Carnegie Mellon Pickleball club journeyed to Robert Morris University to play their very first game against another...
A salty yinzer fan's guide to the NHL playoffs
Don't worry CMU, some of these NHL teams are failing their loved ones just in time for Finals Week too. The NHL has far and away the most parity out...
Men’s, women’s tennis earn fifth places at UAA tennis championships
Men’s Tennis On Friday, April 21, the Carnegie Mellon men’s tennis played the University Athletic Association (UAA) Championships against ninth-ranked...