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Genesis 6 Grand Finals and the Super Bowl
Last week, while the fascist Tom Brady was in the final seconds of another Super Bowl win, the Genesis 6 Super Smash Brothers Melee grand finals were...
Penalty Shouts: Editor-in-Chief takeover
This is Penalty Shouts, The Tartan’s sports column inspired by the The New Yorker’s column Daily Shouts. This satire-fueled column will focus on anything...
Tartan basketball teams split games at Brandeis
In a doubleheader at Brandeis University in Massachusetts, the Carnegie Mellon University women’s and men’s basketball teams competed in hard-fought battles...
MLB and the Pirates: Free agency update
Free agency this year for baseball has been slow, to say the least. The two names that are still sticking around, waiting for a contract to sign, are...