March 21 - April 19
And, they were roommates. Oh my god, they were roommates.
Apr. 20 - May 20
So, I am in confusion. Why is this one Kansas but this one is not Ar-Kansas? AMERICA EGGSPLAIN!
May 21 - June 21
I could have dropped my croissant!
June 22 - July 22
Welcome to T-T-T-T-TARGETTTTTTTT!
July 23 - Aug. 22
Fre sha vaca do.
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Look at all these...chickens.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
Roadwork ahead. Yeah I sure hope it’s does.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Hi, welcome to Chili’s.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
What up, I’m Jared. I’m 19, and I never f***ing learned how to read.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Don’t mess with me. I have the power of God and anime on my side.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
I saw you hanging out with Kaitlyn. Rebecca, it’s not what you think. I won’t hestate.
Feb. 19 - March 20
Two bros. Chilling in hot tub. Five feet apart, ‘cause they’re not gay.