Horoscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

You’re the type of professor that assigns homework the week you give an exam.

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

You’re the professor who can’t spell but still writes notes on the chalkboard (horribly).

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

You’re the kind who loves what they do a little bit too much.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

You’re the kind of professor who thinks they’re really hip with the kids but is actually just a total dad.

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

You’re the kind to sneak in puns during lecture whenever you can.

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

You stick to your extremely extensive syllabus no matter the cost.

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

You treat office hours like a social event.

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

You take a moment every lecture to talk about your cats.

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

You just want your students to SUCCEED.

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

You really want to do your research and not teach a few hundred kids.

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

You erase the board with erasers in both hands. Power moves only.

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

You’re the professor who does TOO. MANY. THINGS.