March 21 - April 19
Cold weather equals death.
Apr. 20 - May 20
Just shiver and pray.
May 21 - June 21
The nights get longer, and your insomnia gets worse.
June 22 - July 22
You ponder the existence of Daylight Savings Time.
July 23 - Aug. 22
WINTER BREAK NEARS!
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
As winter looms, your coffee intake increases.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
You eagerly await eggnog season.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
The lack of leaves on the trees chills your soul.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Your winter coat increases your body width by a factor of two.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
ALL. OF. THE. SCARVES.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
If your gloves don't have googly eyes, are you even trying?
Feb. 19 - March 20
Double pants are the only acceptable pants.