March 21 - April 19
You're the type of person to run away at 100 mph after they see a bug.
Apr. 20 - May 20
You're mildly insecure about your decisions, but also hella cute 24/7.
May 21 - June 21
If a dog walks by, you drop whatever you're doing immediately. Talking to Tom Cruise? Doesn't matter. DOG.
June 22 - July 22
Wearing all black on a ninety degree day? CHECK.
July 23 - Aug. 22
You only go on dates because of the promise of food.
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Step right up for the best relationship advice you've ever had.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
You'd take a bullet for someone... but only if that someone is your cat.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
You look angry but are probably just hungry about 90 percent of the time.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Are you talking to someone pretty? If so, get ready for all of the stupid things to start popping out of your mouth.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Wants a summer body, BUT FOOD.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
If you could turn into any animal it would probably be a sloth.
Feb. 19 - March 20
Long day of doing nothing? Treat yo'self.