March 21 - April 19
Marinate while you shower!
Remove the shower head. Insert chicken bouillon. Wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Apr. 20 - May 20
Stick googly eyes on every inanimate object.
May 21 - June 21
Freshen up with cream cheese deodorant.
Take deodorant out of its container. Refill the container with cream cheese.
June 22 - July 22
Enjoy breakfast in the shower.
Fill the shower railings and soap holders with toasted bread.
July 23 - Aug. 22
Love mixed treats?
Mix a bowl of Skittles, M&M's, and Reese's Pieces.
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Prepare for a water surprise.
Line a hallway with Styrofoam cups filled with water.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
Need an extra sour apple?
Dip yellow onions into melted candy and wait for someone to take a bite.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Clean your teeth with Oreos.
Replace the inside of Oreo cookies with white toothpaste.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Craving soy sauce?
Pour sprite in a coke bottle. Add soy sauce until it looks like the original color.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Win your office wars.
Zip tie a can of Frebreze permanently open. Throw it and run.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Looking to redecorate?
If you dip cotton balls in water, they'll stick to anything on a freezing night.
Feb. 19 - March 20
Become a mysterious caller.
Change all of your victim's contacts to "It's a Mystery."