March 21 - April 19
Oh my. You sure have cat my eye today. I'm sure plenty of others have cat on as well.
Apr. 20 - May 20
You're being a litter too sweet. A secret admirer is bound to notice you.
May 21 - June 21
Oh no! Your crush is coming your way. Better purrtend to not be paying attention.
June 22 - July 22
Looks like you're in store for a meowtain of trouble. Better watch your back.
July 23 - Aug. 22
Look out! Something catastrophic is on the way for you!
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Seems like you have a little secret. Whisker it in a fellow cat's ear. She won't tail anyone.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
Any new mewsicals coming out lately? That's where you'll meet your special someone.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Don't go kitten me around. The troubles have only started for you.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Not feline up for class? Maybe the snow will pick up and the purrfessor will cancel morning classes.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
I think I'd place you in the "luckiest kid in town" cat-alog for next week.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
It's meow or never. Just do it!
Feb. 19 - March 20
Excuse me. Pawdon me. I couldn't help but notice how amazing you look. It's going to be a clawesome week for you.