Horoscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

You will spend over $200 on energy drinks at Entropy. Unfortunately, that much Red Bull will not help you on your midterms.

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

If you're Irish, you've got the Irish luck! Otherwise it's time to play some Russian Roulette.

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

If you pass 100 levels of Candy Crush, your test will also be crushed.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

Be on the look out for something surprising! After this unexpected encounter you'll have a different opinion on midterms.

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

Don't eat pizza; It will turn you a stomach ache and you won't be able to take your tests anymore.

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

The forth iteration of Super Smash Bros. is coming out. Don’t get too hooked; you’ll become a competitive pro gamer and miss your midterms.

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

You’ve worked long and hard for these tests, and your results will show how much it’s paid off. Now you can rest easy for the mid-semester break.

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

Bite the bedbugs; It'll give you good luck on your next test.

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

Sagittarians are known for their gentle nature — midterms, however, are not. Go hard or go home.

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

You'll meet a man with brown hair, glasses, and a skinny build. He will help you study. Find him.

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

Forget midterms. Let's go have a pool party instead at the University Center. Midterms don't matter anyways.

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

Looks like your luck wasn't as good as you thought; That late night studying wasn't so worth it after all. Better luck next time.