Horoscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

"I want to be alone."

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

"With great power comes great responsibility."

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

"Louis, I think this is the the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

"Happiness is only real when shared."

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

"Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."