MadDash-oscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

Your love life is really _____ and you couldn’t be ___. Make sure the ones you love _____ _____ so that they will never lose sight of the feeling you have for them.

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

You’re so _____ because you have the _____ professor in the world. The way your professor ______ and ___ should earn them an award for _____ _____ _____ _____. You would gladly provide the presentation speech.

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

Your significant other is _____ cheating on you. How could you ever doubt it?

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

Life is like a _____ ___ ___, you __ ___ _____ _____ _____ _____.

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

This week people are going to try and get you down, but you will _____ _____ and show them who’s ___. Go up to someone who is hating on you this week and say, “_____ _____ _____!”

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

Stop filling in dirty words into all of the other horoscopes, or at least come up with something better.

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

I know that you dream of _____ _____ one day, but you need to reevaluate this goal. Life is too short for such a small dream. Dream bigger and reach for the _____.

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

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Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

All your wishes and dreams will come true. All you need to do is _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ and then _____ _____ _____. After the leprechaun gives the okay, then you’re set.

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Tell your roommate that you are _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____. He or she must proclaim it to be true, since it is printed in a newspaper.

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

Your inbox after the Activities Fair : _____ :: Small puppies : _____.

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

This bright day will bring you nothing but ___. Expect there to be _____ _____ _____ come Wednesday.