Who-roscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

Dalek: “We have already conquered Earth!”
The Doctor: “Conquered the Earth? You poor, pathetic creatures, don’t you realize? Before you attempt to conquer the Earth, you will have to destroy all living matter!”

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

The Doctor: “You’ve only got one life. You’ll age here in The TARDIS and then die. Me, I shall go on regenerating until all my lives are spent.”

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

The Doctor: “That’s right, yes, you’re going. You’ve gone for ages, you’ve already gone, you’re still here, just arrived, haven’t even met you yet. It all depends on who you are and how you look at it. Strange business, time.”

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

The Doctor: “Dastari, you have more letters after your name than anyone else I know — enough for two alphabets. How is it that you can be such a stupid, stubborn, irrational, and thoroughly objectionable old idiot?”

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

Cassandra: “That’s disgusting. What’s wrong with him?”
The Doctor: “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

The Doctor: “It’s times like this I wish I still had my scarf.”

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

The Master: “Nobody could be more devoted to the cause of peace than I! As a commissioner of Earth’s Interplanetary Police, I have devoted my life to the cause of law and order, and law and order can only exist in a time of peace.”

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

The Doctor: “I give you the choice. A choice. Leave this planet or I’ll stop you.”

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

The Doctor: “Stupid expression, ‘stands to reason.’ Why isn’t it ‘lie down to reason?’ Much easier to reason lying down.”

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Bracewell: “I must protest!”

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

The Doctor: “You want dominion over the living, yet all you do is kill.”
The Master: “Life is wasted on the living!”

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

Idris: “Me. Are you going to steal me? You have stolen me. You are stealing me. Oh! Tenses are difficult, aren’t they?”