Hungover-oscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

You left it on the Mall during the Passion Pit concert when you went to reach for your “soda.”

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

You lost everything on the dance floor. Check the University Center Information Desk.

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

What you are missing is next to your lighter. You know, the one you had to run out and buy (even though you don’t smoke) so you could fit in during Spring Carnival.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

Call the liquor store. The cashier will definitely remember you.

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

You thought that Facebook’s timeline was stupid, but with the state you were in during Spring Carnival, it is now your best friend. Check your timeline to find your stuff.

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

What you seek is in Wean Hall because you never left during Spring Carnival.

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

Yeah, you’re not getting back what you lost.

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

What you lost can be found by retracing your steps back to Hamerschlag Hall.

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

Check inside your team’s buggy.

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Check under the bed. No, not your bed.

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

You left it with the hula hoopers.

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

Check your mailbox. Who knows how it got in there, but you should go get it soon.