March 21 - April 19

Don’t do it. Trust me, that brilliant plan is going to blow up in your face.

Apr. 20 - May 20

Cry, go for a walk, or just listen to some music. Whatever you do, make sure you find some safe way to relieve the stress from finals. You will get through this.

May 21 - June 21

Because it is cold outside and the sky is gray, treat yourself to something that you want. Don’t think about needs or practicality, just treat yourself.

June 22 - July 22

It’s that time of year when it’s important to sit back and take note of the good things in your life. The next two weeks may not be fun, but don’t let them impede on your happiness.

July 23 - Aug. 22

Over the semester you haven’t be living a lie, per se, but you haven’t been completely truthful. Before the year runs out, make an effort to stop hiding who you are.

Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

Smile! It’s good for you. Just make sure you are aware of your surroundings when you smile. No one wants to look up from their laptop and catch one of your creeper smiles.

Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

Because it is cold outside and the sky is gray, buckle down and get back to work. Why be outside in such sad conditions? Work now, play later when the sun comes back out.

Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

It might be hard to hear this, but it must be said: Furbies are back.

Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

Happened yesterday, something weird did. The problems you were having with your project, tried to explain you did. However, your professor looked at you as if you were Yoda.

Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Peace and blessings be upon you. In your times of great strife, keep sight of your goals and don’t back down.

Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

Out in the real world, people say the real world is harder than Carnegie Mellon. God help us all.

Feb. 19 - March 20

“People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed.” — Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth