WebOscopes
March 21 - April 19
You’re not the most well-read, but who can be with a schedule like yours? Visit http://tiny.cc/54xri and pick the kind of book you’re looking for. You will be hobnobbing in coffee shops with the best of them in no time.
Apr. 20 - May 20
Last week was a bit overwhelming and now your confidence is a bit drained. You’re not alone, but you do need some pep in your step. Visit http://tiny.cc/na8zd for some words of confidence.
May 21 - June 21
Life is good and your wallet is fat. Change the latter by visiting http://tiny.cc/16rb1.
June 22 - July 22
You wouldn’t know good advice if it was written on a giant poster staring you in the face. Don’t think so? Look here: http://tiny.cc/1y9eo.
July 23 - Aug. 22
You don’t want to be cuddled or tricked into sentimental feelings when looking for inspiration. The following website is exactly the kind of kick in the pants you’re looking for: http://tinyurl.com/o6d2md.
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Sometimes the magic of the future cannot be found in the stars or even on the web. In fact, true wisdom is found within those full of magic and wonder: http://tiny.cc/lxl8c.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
You’re a very classic person, and all of this newfangled technology is cramping your style. Don’t let hipsters take over your identity: http://tiny.cc/nxuxk.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Treat yourself, but remember to do so in moderation: http://tiny.cc/ekpt5.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Ever since Megaupload was shut down, there has been a small hole in your heart. Fill the void and stick it to the man at the same time by visiting http://tiny.cc/hk6ms.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Random facts are fun and in your future. You are spending loads of time remembering them. Get a leg up by going to http://tiny.cc/bcai3.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
One of your New Year’s resolutions was self-improvement. Everyone needs a place to start, so go to http://tiny.cc/d7cqi and see what you learn about yourself. Just remember: Only you know who you are.
Feb. 19 - March 20
You may not be the best of writers, but this is the one story you’re good at: http://tiny.cc/x9ih6.