March 21 - April 19
You are a new person this year, or at least that’s who you’re trying to be. Changing for the better is a good thing, but it can be difficult at times. Stay on course and you will be rewarded.
Apr. 20 - May 20
You didn’t even try to have a meaningful Martin Luther King Jr. Day, so from now on, you don’t get to celebrate any of the really good holidays. Happy National Handwriting Day!
May 21 - June 21
If you decide to wear all white in the snow, don’t get upset if your friends stare in your direction and don’t acknowledge your presence. Perhaps you could wear a colorful hat or at least get some bronzer.
June 22 - July 22
You’re not the most outgoing person at times, and that’s okay, but you are currently in a class where you won’t do well if you don’t speak up. Don’t let yourself get lost in the crowd.
July 23 - Aug. 22
You are completely justified in spoiling the newest episodes of a show that you and your friend both watch. If he or she didn’t catch up over the break it’s their fault, not yours.
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Take some time this week to spruce up your resume. Remember, being able to get to the Waterfront via public transportation means that you are not only patient, but also a creative problem solver.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
If you’re in Hunt Library after 2:30 a.m., there is no need to go the the quiet floor. If a half-empty library in the middle of winter isn’t quiet enough for you, you might want to look into renting a room at the local mortuary.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Hey, hey, stop thinking that about your professor. Everyone is entitled to a quirk or two ... or three. Okay, better yet, just try to be as understanding as possible.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
It’s time to start building up your reputation around campus so that people will know and remember your name. Start small and keep at it. You’re on your way if you don’t have to place an order at The Exchange.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
You don’t take horoscopes seriously and anyone can appreciate that. You try to think for yourself and live life as it happens, but sometimes the silly things in life should not be ignored.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Yes, a lot of people did just hear that awkward thing that you said to your friend when you thought no one was listening. And yes, it will be online within the hour.
Feb. 19 - March 20
What are you doing? I mean really. Why are you doing that? What is the point?