March 21 - April 19
You may really want that job, but hanging onto the recruiter’s leg and begging will probably not improve your chances of employment.
Apr. 20 - May 20
Your resume is so padded, I could use it as a pillow.
May 21 - June 21
Watch out for others trying to sabotage your chances at the BOC. The business world is ruthless, and those desperate to get noticed will undercut anyone just to get ahead.
June 22 - July 22
Make sure that you wear a bib at lunch while in your dress clothes. The last thing you want to do is to have to accessorize around the pizza sauce stain.
July 23 - Aug. 22
Your resume is quite interesting and full of Carnegie Mellon-centered activities. Make sure to take the time to explain to recruiters that your membership in the KGB or CIA is nothing to worry about.
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Karma is a five letter word, so think twice before you cut that guy in line just to get to the free stuff companies are giving out.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
It is all well and good that you have gotten your elevator pitch down to perfection, but stop creeping everyone out by giving said elevator pitch every time you’re in an elevator.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Crowds freak you out, and the whole idea of Career Week scares the Wean out you. Be brave and hold your head high and everything will be okay.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
This whole “finding a job” thing is not your scene. You’re not going to any of the job fairs because you like to go with the flow and let life happen as it’s meant to.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Oh, they’re going remember your name. In fact, they’ll never forget it.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Don’t take it personally if, after shaking someone’s hand this week, they instantly reach for the Purell. Job fairs bring out the germaphobe in the best of us.
Feb. 19 - March 20
I know you really want a job, but please, don’t wear that to the career fairs.