March 21 - April 19
You’ve worked hard and dealt with a lot of drama, to say the least. This week, as you prepare for finals and summer, do so knowing that you’ve accomplished a lot and you deserve nothing but good things.
Apr. 20 - May 20
If you’re a graduating Taurus, then you must learn the Carnegie Mellon fight song before you go. Don’t you want to show your Tartan pride once you’ve left school?
May 21 - June 21
I know you have a to-do list in your planner or online, but trust me, your real to-do list consists of only two things: eating and sleeping.
June 22 - July 22
Maybe you should at least talk to someone in your class before the final; I have a feeling that you haven’t opened the book yet.
July 23 - Aug. 22
Knock, Knock. (Who’s there?) Depressed. (Depressed who?) Depressed you!
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Don’t upset yourself more this week by playing songs like Vitamin C’s “Graduation Song” or “Time of Your Life” by Green Day. Yes, leaving Carnegie Mellon and going out into the real world can be sad, but don’t rub it in.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
While studying abroad this summer, make sure not to fall in love with the first hot person you see that has a cute foreign accent... wait ’til the third.
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
I know that they’re annoying and haven’t gotten much work done, but don’t kill your group members. You need them to pass your class and getting rid of them this late in the game would be quite pointless.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Don’t make yourself more riled up this week by playing songs like Alice Cooper’s “School’s Out for Summer.” Yes, leaving Carnegie Mellon and going out into the real world can be awesome, but don’t rub it in.
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Music can heal everything. This week, instead of stressing and worrying about the world, just turn up the music and let the notes carry you away.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Make sure you don’t find yourself in an Avenue Q situation this summer. Take plenty of pictures before the school year is over.
Feb. 19 - March 20
You can do it. You will make it to the end and will not fail. You can do it!