Horoscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

You have been holding on to a secret for the past few weeks, and keeping it has been eating away at you. This week, be burdened no more: Tell a friend what’s on your mind and set yourself free.

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

A wise person once said something that only makes sense when you are seeking a particular piece of advice.

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

You need more culture in your life, dear Gemini. Having fun and hanging out is cool, but you need to take some time to enjoy the finer things in life.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

Boy oh boy, do you have a lot of work to do this week. All I can say is “hop to it,” because there’s nothing in the stars that says your load will be lightened anytime soon.

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

The sun is out and Flagstaff awaits you. Go out, lie in the grass, and watch the clouds roll by.

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

This week your StumbleUpon will once again take your browser to the outer limits of the Internet. What you will find there will shock and amaze you. It will also give your computer a very bad virus.

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

There is a lot going on in your life, but this week, try being more perceptive about the world around you. You never know: You might just learn something about yourself that you didn’t know was there.

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

Your Carnival was interesting, to say the least. So interesting that instead of a prediction of what this week has in store, I think it would be pertinent just to remind you to go and look for clothes, because you DO have class.

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

Old friends are a gem to have, but it is in new friends that you keep re-exploring yourself and the world around you.

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Don’t get carried away by sudden ideas and assumed information. Take some time to parse things out and get all the facts straight.

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

The finish line is close, so don’t do something that would cause you to trip and fall short of the end. Keep your focus and relax, and all will be okay.

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

Now that Spring Carnival is over, it’s time to call your mom and ask her how to get all of the paint, mud, Holi powder, and partying out of your clothes.