Horoscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

You are lucky because this whole last-week-of-class-and-upcoming-finals-fear doesn't phase you. Be a good person and share your secrets with others.

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

Now would be a really good time to start brown-nosing. Your grades are on the border, and it’s time to push them over to the right side of the line.

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

Sleep is the enemy and must be fought with full force and will. You can succumb to it soon enough, but right now it is to be avoided at all costs.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

Don’t worry, the stars show that you will pass your finals.

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

Try not to harm a Capricorn; it will only cause more delay in your schedule.

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

Be prepared to help your Gemini friends deal with the fact that they passed their finals with a B. They’ll be a bit angry.

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

Don’t get so wrapped up in yourself this week; instead, do something nice for others. No one has too much good karma.

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

Please make sure to read all the directions on your upcoming exams. You have been a little absent-minded, but that’s to be expected with all the work you’ve been doing.

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

Do it with me: deep breath in, now exhale slowly, deep breath in, exhale slowly. Only one more week of Professor You-Know-Who. Only one more week of Professor You-Know-Who.

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

You’re on top of your game, Capricorn. You are so organized and prepared that you are counting the days until spring semester begins and have already read half the books for next semester’s classes.

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

Take some time this week and toss your responsibilities aside. You have deadlines coming up and you may not have the notes from that one important lecture, but that’s okay. Things will be okay.

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

Finals + holiday music + stress = snack time. Stock up on the good stuff and make yourself happy.