Horoscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

Don't pig out on chili this Homecoming weekend. Just because you can freely sample all of the different types of chili doesn’t mean you should. Some ingredients just shouldn’t mix together.

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

Remember that crazy picture you took when you were out of it this past weekend? The one you took with that random stranger that was just standing there but all too willing to be photographed with you? Well, thanks to Facebook, I do too!

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

Your activities this weekend will make it very difficult to win any more games of "Never Have I Ever."

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

Fun and games aside, it's time to hunker down and get ready to study, study, study. You will be the most studious, focused student who... I'm sorry, I've been informed that we can't print obvious lies.

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

You have too many friends that are social, outgoing, and boisterous. What kind of Carnegie Mellon student are you?

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

It is your job to give our beloved Scotty a makeover. There might not be much to work with, but in order to be ready for the big game you must make people cower in fear when they see Scotty cross their path.

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

There is a Pisces who tolerates you.

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

Make sure to suck up and be nice to alumni on campus. The job market stinks right now, and if the difference between a cushy job or cramped cubicle means holding the doors open for a few older Tartans, then so be it.

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

Oh my, I have lost your horoscope! I had it right here, right under the proper heading and everything. If I remember correctly, it was something along the lines of someone will do something and you will possibly feel happy?

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Bring the spirit of a state school to Carnegie Mellon this Homecoming. Grab your friends and paint yourselves plaid.

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

You survived Halloween last weekend, and this weekend is Homecoming. It’s hard to believe, but there is someone — or rather, something — that misses your attention and feels quite neglected. It’s called your homework.

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

There is a Libra who loves you.