A smashingly good season for football
We at The Tartan offer our heartiest congratulations to the football team for its undefeated regular season and awesome postseason performance. The Tartans’ systematic thrashing of the competition gave us all a reason to get excited outside the classroom. One day, editors at The Tartan actually had to make a list of headline verbs to use in conjunction with the football team. Our favorites (most of which never made it to print): annihilate, ax, blast, defenestrate, destroy, embarrass, eviscerate, masticate, obliterate, own, pulverize, subjugate, throttle, trample, trash, and wreck.
Any way you slice it (or describe it), we’re proud of you guys.