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Aries (March 21 ? April 19): Don?t take other people?s opinions too seriously. Yes, you might be a little bit OCD, but if your toothbrush needs exactly 1000 bristles or the tooth fairy will take all your teeth while you sleep, then that?s the way it?s got to be.

Taurus (April 20 ? May 20): Woo! One month to go and guess who still doesn?t have a girlfriend!! Well... it?s too late now. Better luck next year.

Gemini (May 21 ? June 21): Carnival?s this week, you know what that means ? no classes, no classes, and most importantly, no classes! (At least for four days, so make the most of it.)

Cancer (June 22 ? July 22): Now that winter?s over, you might want to do something about your slightly translucent skin tone. It?s warm, so get out of that computer cluster and go wander around campus. You?ll probably notice a few (hundred) new faces, but don?t worry ? they?ll probably be just as pasty.

Leo (July 23 ? August 22): With a four-day weekend coming up, this could be a good time to woo that certain someone you?ve been after. Just don?t take her on any ?romantic? spinning rides; you could get an unwanted surprise.

Virgo (August 23 ? September 22): Buggy pushers have to run really fast, so look closely behind them during a race ? hopefully they dropped something monetary. But then again, they [ITAL]do[ITAL] run fast, so make sure they don?t see you.

Libra (September 23 ? October 23): When your other horoscope tells you you?re going to receive an unexpected visitor from your past, pray it isn?t your Uncle Tommy. Ten to twelve years in jail can change anyone.

Scorpio (October 24 ? November 21): You have bad luck with quickly moving objects this week. I?m not talking cars, I?m talking Frisbees, baseballs, and especially those big red and green balls people throw at the little white ball... those come in packs.

Sagittarius (November 22 ? December 21): Be the hunter! Go out there and snag yourself a guy wandering around Carnival. He may not know it yet, but you?re the girl he?s been waiting for. You just have to persuade him that his girlfriend isn?t.

Capricorn (December 22 ? January 19): Try not to repeat what you did last Carnival. No one wants to see you running around naked. Even if they did double-dog-dare you.

Aquarius (January 20 ? February 18): You might want to buddy up to your siblings in the near future; you?re going to need them. They?re older, ?wiser,? and most importantly, they have more money than you.

Pisces (February 19 ? March 20): It may seem like a good idea, but don?t you think taking the shrine you made to your physics lab partner out of your room is a little risky?