Comics

Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 ? April 19): It may be time to consider taking some classes outside of your major next semester. How about ?Power Walking for Your Heart? or ?The Rise of Modern Golf 1860?2005??

Taurus (April 20 ? May 20): Yes, you wore baggy jeans. And yes, you wore an oversized coat to the Talib Kweli concert. But come back to reality and your ?higher education? ? you have a problem set due tomorrow.

Gemini (May 21 ? June 21): Plane tickets home: $300. Thanksgiving dinner for the family: $200. Realizing that Thanksgiving is the last time you?ll really eat until finals are over, thanks to all the work you have: Priceless.

Cancer (June 22 ? July 22): You may not be thinking too clearly after all the turkey this week, so when you?re thinking of calling your advisor and telling him you want to drop your MechE degree and take up English, take a nap instead.

Leo (July 23 ? August 22): While your dream has always been to have a serious relationship going out of college, it?s senior year and, well, things aren?t looking good. May I suggest putting down your new Xbox 360 and going out somewhere this weekend?

Virgo August (23 ? September 22): Feeling a little bit violated after being conned into going to Pirates last night? Don?t worry, you?re safe on campus; just avoid the pool and anyone with a captain?s hat.

Libra September (23 ? October 22): Flying can be really stressful, especially during holiday times, so when you?re staring at that fifth Jager Bomb, take a step back and think, ?What airline am I flying with tomorrow?? Then drink up anyway.

Scorpio (October 23 ? November 21): It?s Thanksgiving this week, which means you?re probably going to be spending a lot of time with those extended family members you?ve been avoiding since Christmas. But keep your stinger under control ? some of those family members have large inheritances just waiting to be given out.

Sagittarius (November 22 ? December 21): While you?re known as ?the Hunter,? try using your hunting skills only when looking for a relationship. No one wants to see you chasing turkeys around some snowy field in the middle of nowhere.

Capricorn (December 22 ? January 19): It?s getting close to finals, and like so many others, you?re still single. Who cares? It?s cold outside ? go curl up on a couch with Love Actually and belt some ?Christmas is all around me? until you feel completely in need of a cuddle buddy.

Aquarius (January 20 ? February 18): Be on guard on your daily walk to Starbucks this week ? someone from your past is just waiting for the right moment to reappear and ruin your caramel macchiato.

Pisces (February 19 ? March 20): Feeling romantic this week? Before that gorgeous psychology major flies home to her family, whisk her off Downtown for some pre-Thanksgiving ice skating. Just make sure you know what you?re doing and don?t require three medics and a stretcher to carry you off the ice.